THE SALT CITY BANDITS
LON REX: Vocals
ROCK N’ ROLL STEVE: Lead guitar, backing vocals
JU: Rhythm guitar, backing vocals
Wanted!! This five-piece white-trash outfit wanted for: being a menace to society, grand theft auto, illegal gambling, spousal abandonment and other deviant acts of sinful vice too numerous to mention that make the pristine city of Salt Lake City look sullied and dirty. They convert their audiences to debauchery at venues labeled as rock n’ roll bars. Their weapons of torture are whisky and cigardestroyed vocals that are reminiscent of the king of evil, Lemmy. The guitar slingers are quick to blast out ’70s metal salvos and volleys of rock riffs.
The drums and bass that round out this despicable posse is thunderous and forceful, like murderous sledgehammers to the cranium. Some people have accused them of being punks, while other listeners paint them as misunderstood sensitive songwriters. However, all will agree that they are just plain trouble. Approach their songs and live shows with caution. —Kevlar7